It turns out that is not just us here at ACME Science, and more patricularly Combinations and Permutations, that think that Newton was a waste; so di he:
The young Isaac Newton’s “debtor’s ledger of sins”:
- Stealing cherry cobs from Eduard Storer
- Denying that I did so
- Robbing my mothers box of plums and sugar
- Calling Derothy Rose a jade
- Punching my sister
- Striking many
- Wishing death and hoping it to some
- Threating my father and mother Smith to burne them and the house over them
- Striving to cheat with a brass halfe crowne
- Making pies on Sunday night
- Squirting water on Thy day
- Not turning nearer to Thee according to my belief
- Setting my heart on money learning pleasures more than Thee
- having uncleane thoughts words and actions and dreamses
(Gravity and Levity via Aisha)